December 2011
This not having internet let’s me know what it was like to live like a caveman.
Internet and house phone are both out and Windstream won’t come oit and fix it until Monday afternoon. Its a bitch trying to get onto tumblr on my blackberry with no wifi so this may be my last post for a few days. Happy freaking new year.You there, yes you. I hope your Christmas was within acceptable parameters
I should get to bed now.
I got less than 5 hours sleep last night. Such idiocy must end.
Me: In the new year I’m going to try to get more sleep. Tumble: How’s that? Me: never mind.
Good night.
Me: Right after the first of the year I'm going to give up fatty foods and start eating healthier.
Bacon: How's that?
Me: never mind.
I have just been presented a quart of fresh butter...
Needless to say, I will be making butter milk pancakes come morning.
I just read several economic articles including...
After reading these articles I have come to the conclusion that if anyone is still under the misguided delusion the Obama actually has a clue on how to run the economy, they are mentally deficient. If he doesn’t get voted out of office, America is sunk.
Oh, I'm home, by the way.
Another pointless post brought to by me.
Posting on my phone between meetings. Don’t judge me.
I have to actually leave the house now.
Remember me fondly.
Good morning.
I had just enough left over Christmas ham to craft something akin to Denny’s Moon over my hammy for breakfast. The day has started out well.
I was going to go to bed 45 minutes ago.
But then I turned off the television. And fell asleep in my chair. And just woke up. Time to go upstairs and get into bed I guess. I’m such a loser. Good night.
I'm getting ready for bed now.
Because I need sleep and junk. It would be really cool if anyone missed me while I was gone, but I’m not holding my breath. Good night.
I love the part where Washington is exploring...
If he could see Cleveland he would eat those words.
I'm watching a documentary on George Washington.
So much win right now.
Straight girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Gay guys: All the hot guys are straight.
Bisexuals: I am generally content with my options for potential mates.
Ben: Jacob oh myGoD stop adding your own text to text posts!
Geo: I agree with the bisexual though.
You may laugh at my victrola if you wish.
But when civilization collapses in 2012 and your MP3 players no longer function without electricity, I’ll still be able to enjoy racist tunes from the turn of the last century. Then I’ll be the one laughing.
I'm going to listen to my victrola whilst I...
Because that’s what classy people do. Maybe I’ll wear one of my tweed sports coats too.